To Mark Rutte as well – Where are you, Mark?
Thank you daddy Trump for saving us from dehydration & sugar deficiency with Coca-Cola – why should we drink water, tea or worse: Dutch milk?
Thank you daddy Trump for keeping us alive and obese with Big Macs, loaded with calories, beef, fat and salt!
Thank you daddy Trump for saving our naked feet with Nikes, made by underpaid & underunionised workers in Vietnam and Indonesia!
Thank you daddy Trump for not totally poisoning all of us with Marlboro cigarettes!
Thank you daddy Trump for Jeep pick-ups so pitiful guys with minimal manhoods like yourself can still impress the girls, in stead of grabbing them you-know-where!
Thank you daddy Trump for Mars bars, so our dentists won’t go out of work!
Thank you daddy Trump, for pumping up the Greenland non-case to make us forget your links with child abuser Epstein!
Thank you daddy Trump for totally corrupting democracy & decency with your limitless narcissism, verbal attacks, lies, tricks, false pardons and all those other abuses of power!
And thank you daddy Trump especially for saving the lives of all those Ukrainian & Palestinian or immigrant children (and sure, their moms and daddies too)!
And of course, before you start a fit or crying again, it’s not all your fault, so… thank you for that as well!
God bless America, guns & pussies!
– Uitgelichte afbeelding: Foto: Fulton County Sheriff’s Office
