Homo-erotische klassieker du jour: Relax (Don’t Do It)

De ultieme discostamper met de originele, Fellini-style video. Inclusief drag queens, een tijgergevecht en een moddervette keizer die een striptease weggeeft waarbij niets verborgen blijft. Decadenter wordt het niet.

MTV deed de video in de ban, de BBC meteen maar de hele song. Om toch nog wat airplay te genereren pretendeerde de band dat het over ‘motivatie’ ging. Gelul, natuurlijk. Wat basgitarist Mark O’Toole later ook eerlijk toe zou geven: “Like, when people ask you what ‘Relax’ was about, when it first came out we used to pretend it was about motivation, and really it was about shagging”.

Mi-i-ine
Give it to you one time, now
We-ell..
Whoa..
We-ell, now

Relax, don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax, don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax, don’t do it
When you want to suck it, chew it
Relax, don’t do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax, don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax, don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it, chew it
Relax, don’t do it
When you want to come
Come
Ohhh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make makin’ it your intention
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me (hit me!)
Hit me (hit me!)
Hit me with those laser beams
Ow ow ow!
Laser beam me
1, 2

Relax
Don’t do it
Relax
When you want to come
Come, uhh! Woo!

Ow ow ow ow ow ow uh!
I’m coming
I’m coming-yeah

Relax, don’t do it (Once you’re inside of me)
When you want to go to it
Relax, don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax, don’t do it
When you want to suck it, chew it
Relax, don’t do it, no!
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come! … Huh! Ow ow ow ow! Woooo! Ow ow ow yeah
The scene of love, feel it

Relax, don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax, don’t do it
Ow ow yeah
Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it

Bide your time, it’s a sign of the times (hey!)
Come!